Today

before work I went to grab a couple of granola bars. I had a huge box of them from Costco in my food storage. Strangely enough, the huge box was completely empty. Not a bar to be found. I looked around and noticed my tray of kidney bean cans was also completely empty. I'm so glad I could be of service to the former roommate who had no job and was also stealing my toilet paper because she had no money. I mean, really. If you have no money and aren't even going to bother looking for a job and spend all day killing people's fishes and eating other people's food, move the $%&^# back home.