July 15, 2009

Secrets of Sucess

My experience with Deseret Industries has opened my eyes to one of life's simple truths. Your chance at success in life is almost guaranteed if you do not do any of the following three things:

  1. molest children
  2. abuse drugs
  3. fail to graduate from high school
I would now like to add one more item to the list:

4. Blow all your money on buying into a pyramid scheme
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1 comment:

Em Levy {orange + barrel} said...

Haha! So true!! I hear (from the clients) it's really hard to get a job if you have a felony.

July 16, 2009 at 10:58 PM

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